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My Favorite Things (Motoring Spoof)

We’re celebrating the Holiday season at Motoring Exposure with a special song from our very own, M.E. Cribbs. The talented musician and automotive enthusiast re-wrote the famous “My Favorite Things” with a motoring theme that will surely have every car guy singing along this Holiday. Feel free to sing along and share the song while you go out caroling with friends and family!

My Favorite Things (Motoring Spoof)

 

 

By M.E. Cribbs

Quilted headliners and leather that’s stitched
Bright chrome exhausts and fenders with vents
Three pointed stars and bright Quattro rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Sat Nav computers with info untold
Hill climb assistance and descent control
Hard drives that store all the songs that I sing
These are a few of my favorite things

Alcantara headliners — soft to the touch
Engines with horsepower deemed way too much
Tailpipes that heartily, brilliantly sing
These are a few of my favorite things

Overtaking…
Understeering…
Over-sized camshafts
I love rubber burning and octane exhaust and metal that’s formed by hand

High-end sedans with coupe-like rooflines
10.6 second Quarter-Mile times
Nissans and Corvettes that conquer “The ‘Ring”
These are a few of my favorite things

NASCAR and Indy and Formula One
USAC and Dragsters and Rally Can runs
Andretti, Force, “Iceman” and “The King”
These are a few of my favorite things

Internal combustion and four wheel drive
Ceramic brakes that stop on a dime
Magnetic shocks with enormous coils springs
These are a few of my favorite things

Tires screeching…
Spoilers rising…
Hot Rods from the past
I love all the sights and the sounds and the feel of anything that goes fast

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